{"id":5645,"date":"2011-10-01T19:53:33","date_gmt":"2011-10-01T23:53:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/galadriel.astro.utoronto.ca\/ballast\/?p=5645"},"modified":"2011-10-01T19:53:33","modified_gmt":"2011-10-01T23:53:33","slug":"air-shark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/droppingballast.com\/?p=5645","title":{"rendered":"Air Shark!"},"content":{"rendered":"

On my Saturday in Princeton, I went into work with the expectation of a quiet day, wrapping up some loose ends. Little did I know that in Sasha’s trunk lurked a nascent (boxed) form of inflatable air shark. While fridges were cycling, we saw it changed into its true form: full-blown terror of the, um, hallways. (Not for outdoor use.)<\/p>\n